Thought of the day:

Can I bring a yellow and red card to work with the intention of using it to politely referee the BS that may or may not be going on at any given moment? I think yellow will of course be the obligatory warning to the red which ever-so-politely means say something else and I may verbalise you within an inch of your ability to control bodily functions. See? The red card is so much better. Instead of being aggro and pulling a Zidane with the office administrator, I can simply raise a polite hand, smile, and walk out the room. See how easy life would be? It's just that simple!